When you fuck a bitch that you said you will never fuck. Then she gives you head in the morning and breaks your dick.
I got too drunk and I looked at my phone. Next thing I knew I hit her with the dirty Harman.
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When you get blackout drunk and ignore your boyfriend all night, then in the morning try to get mad at him for not talking to you.
I just felt like he did something wrong, so I acted like a dirty cassidee