Navy water

To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline

Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet

All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.