Mandible

Another term for oral sex, similar to head/dome/brain/throat/neck

John: I think I need to go to confession again this week.
Tyler: Why?
John: My girl gave me the most unholy mandible last night and I feel like I need to repent.

Pasta Dinner

When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.

Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!