Fight Milk

A delicious, cold and refreshing energy drink made for bodyguards, by bodyguards. The new version contains "a few eggs some milk and some of the crows faecal matter", and the old formula contains just the milk, alcohol and some ground-up crows.

This drink was made by Wolf-Cola, "a bogus soda distributor", and was made popular by MMA fighters, Donald Cerrone and Paul Felder who "I just puked on my dick"

Ex 1 "I drink it every morning so that I can fight like a crow"
Ex 2 "NO NERDS! Fight Milk"
Ex 3 "You'll need a pot of Gold, Philadelphia so do"

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