How’s the weather?

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.

cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)

Mehsexual

When you either don't give a fuck about, are not willing to determine, or do not prefer to be bound by a specific sexual title.

Person: "Are you straight?"
Mehsexual Person: "Meh, probably, probably not, who knows"

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