The 'Ferro'

This is a slimy technique that involves deceiving a woman into touching a man's genitals without her knowledge or consent. The 'popcorn trick' is an example of this.

"So anyway," said Lisa "i was at the movies and i felt something tap me on the shoulder. When i turned my head to investigate, i realised that a man had tapped me on the shoulder with his boner, which then made contact with my mouth as i turned my face".
"Sounds like you copped The 'Ferro'" replied Tom.

bi-winning

The process through which an individual is able to win here while simultaneously winning there.

"So i saw a dollar on the ground, and as i bent over to pick it up, I farted in the face of an adversary. Bi-winning!'

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Sniffer Dog

A person, who, in addition to being a dog, performs the routine of sticking his own fingers up his arse prior to masturbating. The person would then bring his fingers up to his face and "sniff"- the fetid stink bringing them to sexual climax.

Sullos you sniffer dog, my hand stunk for a week after that handshake!

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