When you get a blow job while youre driving
Dude, Brittany tottaly gave Brandon a wheel job when he drove to Florida
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An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.
Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours
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A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.
Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.
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The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.
1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween
2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible
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The state of being high, blazed, baked
dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!
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