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Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.
*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*
Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."
Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."
An overrated musician who is not as good as he sounds. Was one a part of the boyband One Direction, and has the most successful solo career. He's not even that good looking, so I don't get why teenage girls like him. The only song people actually know of his is Watermelon Sugar. Some people say controversial stuff, which might be true. But all his fangirls go crazy when he wears a dress every 2 months and tag him as a LGBTQ ally, which is just stupid. He's not an ally, he donated to places that are transphobic. Do not let his fangirls fool you, he is not the best musician ever.
Friend one: "who are they getting so excited about?"
Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"
You've heard of Hardzello? A ship of Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy from the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom? Yeah, well it's that but between Joe and a card board cut out of Ben. It all started when Ben couldn't make it to the Bohemian Rhapsody conference in Japan. The group took a cardboard cut out of Ben so they feel like he was there to experience it. Joe fell in love and soon Ben had competition.
"Who's that with Joe?"
"That's Ben CARDY."
"Ben Cardy?"
"Yeah, those two are Cardzello."
"Oooh Hardzello has competition!"
"Yeah, I heard Ben was really jealous of it."