Doolie

A running the strips, race tracking, hallway greeting, uniform wearing, no car no free time having, endless rules following, no freedom and low self esteem having, at attention walking, weird dorm food SAMI bed making, required items having, sink peeer, service dress outside the gates wearing, no fratting low life upperclassman’s bitch.

*matches with upperclassman on tinder*
Doolie : “wanna get some food?”
Upperclassman : “not if you’re a doolie”

Doolie : “good afternoon Cadet Master Sergeant Nighthawk!”
Upperclassman : “what’s up doolie”
*cages eyes*

*running and out of breath*

*passes walking upperclassman on campus*
Doolie : “GOOD AFTERNOON SIRRRRRR SINK NAVYYY!”

Upperclassman: “What the hell are you doing?”
Doolie : “making grilled cheese on an iron, would you like one ma’am?”
Upperclassman: “nah, keep that doolie shit away from me”

partying the red sea

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.

Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*