alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.

"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''

Seaside Six

Small group of individuals who used to go down to the coast on their scooters, the average number being six.

I see those Seaside Six are off out again enjoying themselves.

sputt

To spit on your partners butt hole to aid with lubrication before insertion.

Suzi couldn't find any Vaseline so she asked Dave to sputt her ready

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rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.

''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.