Scrimch

To scritch somebody in an obtuse or unusual manner, yet still with some amount of affection.

Please scrimch me, I am desperate for affection.

Scrunkly

A real animal or fictional creature that is weird or unorthodox, yet still can be found cute or otherwise visually appealing.

Aww, I love my Horseshoe Crab, he is such a scrunkly!

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Daniel D. Vitality

A more formal method of addressing Danny Devito, to be used by disciples who are still in training.

Praise be to our lord Daniel D. Vitality!