When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, canât. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, Iâll swing by at 10.
When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)
Hey man, check out Eddy- heâs got a fat cheek boner!
Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just donât pack a cheek boner. Iâm running low.
A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food letâs dine and ditch
To partake in the act of toking (smoking marijuana).
(Matt just walks into a room at a party, a smoke circle is formed in the middle of the room)
Joe (in the circle): Yo Matt, care to partoke?
Matt (with a tear in his eye): Of course man, this is exactly what I needed today after my parents told me they were separating.
Joe: Woah, too much info man. Just take a hit and hand it back.