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Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.

Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.

by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024


Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)

Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.

by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024


One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 21, 2024


Partoke

To partake in the act of toking (smoking marijuana).

(Matt just walks into a room at a party, a smoke circle is formed in the middle of the room)
Joe (in the circle): Yo Matt, care to partoke?
Matt (with a tear in his eye): Of course man, this is exactly what I needed today after my parents told me they were separating.
Joe: Woah, too much info man. Just take a hit and hand it back.

by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024