a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.
sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).
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In short, a person's lips. Used specifically for someone with saggy, overly moist lips.
Effing that whore's mouth labes was almost ike sex with Oprah.
The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.
Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.
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The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.
Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.
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