last week's news

a term used to describe something that's common knowledge, old news; second rate to yesterday's news

Barry tries to keep us informed but the WM is always reaching out with last week's news, wtf

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Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.