jock

Aside from the above definitions, a jock is also another way to refer to a DJ or presenter on the radio.

Howard Stern is the greatest jock ever.

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amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

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isayugh

Refers to Isiah Thomas, once one of the NBA's greatest point guards, and now one of the worst General Managers and coaches in basketball. Isiah is referred to as "Isayugh" by New York Knicks fans who are fed up with his poor coaching and managerial positions and the pathetic state of the New York Knicks.

Isayugh traded all our draft picks away for Jerome James and a bag of donuts. He is the worst general manager of all time!

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gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

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fuji

A game played by kids in elementary school in the 90s, which involved folding up a napkin into a triangular shape, about an inch on each side, and playing "fuji" or "fuji football" with it. This was usually played in the school cafeteria or on any flat surface, and involved two players, who each had to get the napkain to the edge of the table without it falling off, in three or fewer tries.

The fifth graders at P.S. 10 spent their entire lunch period playing fuji in the cafeteria.

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caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

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Bigbucks Coffee

Another, more appropriate name for Starbucks.

I just spent $102.17 on a tall mocha cappuccino at Bigbucks Coffee.

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