Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

Rusty cleavage

The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.

Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.

And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.