Pepperman

An avid devotee of caucasian funk-rock balladeers The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

"Zach used to be such a good student, but all of his creative writing papers this semester have been about the state of California." "Don't worry, Ms. S., he's not creatively bankrupt, he's just a Pepperman."

OR: "I can't believe Jon showed up to my mother's funeral wearing nothing but a strategically-placed tube sock." "Well, what did you expect? He's a Pepperman. That's how they mourn."

6👍 3👎