Foaming At The Minge

A complimentary phrase used to describe the positive effects of a pleasant-looking male on the delicate sensibilites of a hard-up female.

1) Fuck me, that guy was hot; I'm foaming at the minge!!!

2) Phhhhaaaooorrr; that guy was foamy!!!!!

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Swashbuckling

Adverb used to describe an unusually large member. From the buckling effect on a lady's 'swash'.

Rachel's fanny was like a wizard's sleeve after her night of passion with Trey and his swashbuckling cock.

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Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

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