bbq bitch

If you go to a bbq and you bring your own “specialty” steak or meat, and then expect the person in charge of grilling/barbecuing to cook it just right for you. Especially if that person then complains about how it’s cooked in the end. - Dirty Dan

Friend: Can you cook my hamburger not too rare but not too done?

Cook: do I look like a chef? stop being a bbq bitch!