splosher

When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.

"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"

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Corridor scale

Much alike hogging, this is a judgement on the size of a splosher your no standards, man-whore flatmate has brought back home after a night out. It is simply out of ten - the greater the number the harder it is for her to fit down the corridor of your shitty student flat ie. a ten may require grease or a pole.

"Oh shit Tom's bagged a large girl. She must be an eight on the corridor scale. Fetch the butter or I'm not gonna be able to get out the front door for work."

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