Hootiegaar

This is a name you can call any item when you don’t know the traditional name for it or have no idea what it’s really called.

“Wow this is the the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“What is that you’ve got there?”
“Well my friend, it’s a uh, umm,” tries to think of what it’s called to no avail, “by golly I do believe this is a hootiegaar.”

Tippy

When your physical balance is tampered with due to the side effects of mind altering substances or a headrush

“Woah, careful.” Grand dudes jacket to catch balance after standing.
-“be careful of what?”
“Tippy”