Walter Wasted

Being so drunk you gain an entirely new persona

Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter

Battle hog

A bitch so big and burley and that you want to strap a sattle on her and ride into war.

"Julian did you see that battle hog up there at the bar?"

"Dude I just came from Walmart and I saw a pack of battle hogs fighting over the last bottle of diet coke!"

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