slit ripper

a mobile artillery unit, specifically used by the military, some civilians and riot police for the purpose fo blowing cutns to pieces and leaving them terribly burnt.

"Ah we've got a squad of cunts at vectore 396, bearing of 57 degrees" "Roger that, we'll blow the fuck out of those cunts with the slit ripper"

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HAB

an abbrieviation: "Have A Bat", ie, male masturbation.

The term can be said simply as "HAB", or it can also be altered to create different tenses of the phrase, ie, past, present future, as shown in the example.

Directively: "Oi Pat, go HAB!"

Past tense: "Bart H-ed A-B" (as in Bart had a bat)

Present tense: "Cook is H-ing A-B" (as in Cook is having a bat)

Future tense: "Hey Carlon what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm planning on H-ing A-B mate" (as in Carlon will have a bat later on)

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