Dons

When one is feeling extra dirty they use Dons instead of McDonalds. This is how you know if one is feeling abnomally greasy on a given day.

Damn bro, that chicks vag was extra wet on my momma. PU Dons.

Biggie Smalls

Putting one armrest up very high on a co-worker's chair, while lowing the other armrest all the way down. The perfect time to do this is when a co-worker gets up to leave or go to the bathroom. You should harass the person until they realize the arms at at different heights.

Dude, I gave Jamie a Biggie Smalls 3 months ago and he still hasn't noticed!

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