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The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea
Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story
Just a kid who refuses to cut his hair. His hair resembles Kevin Keegan back in the 70's
Kish: Paddy get your fucking Keegan kut
Paddy: Na, I'd rather sit at home and play call of duty
Kish: What a Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt
Paddy: Yeah thats me
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Smegma to a new level. Under your hood is unbeatably moist and there is just orange goo around the bottom of your helmet. Its smells like a nuns pussy. Raw Fish
Kishey: Fuck paddy look at my helmet!
Paddy: Oh no!
Kishey: You need to see a doctor
Paddy: It looks like a Dairylea bell
Kishey: Na its FUCKING orange! Its a FUCKING BURGER SAUCE BELL!!!!!
Paddy: Yeah the smell tells a story
Kishey: I'll go see Pauley Nay
Paddy: Sweet, good luck
Kishey: Gonna need more than luck! Its fucking ridden!
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A fat woman who wheres the SKIMPIEST of clothes and when she sees herself she thinks she is Kelly Kelly. In her eyes she is Gods gift to Men
Keeg: Did u see that fatty wearing the mini skirt?
Clarkson: Yeah ino! She just thought she was amazing
Keeg: Yeah she was pulling a Stibbo
Clarkson: Thats sick. She wants everyones attention on her roles.
Keeg: Yeah that Stibbo really makes me laugh
Clarkson: Yeah, Fat KUNT! haha
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Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss
Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.
Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e
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