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The day after you banged out a drunk chick and you find out your bed has blood stains from her nasty ass period.
Me: Yo Jon, you lay some pipe last night?
Jon: Yea but I woke up to a U2 Bloody Sunday.
Me: Thats fucking gross. Throw those sheets out.
When a dude explodes all over his lovely lady, face, tits and all.
Me: Yo, how was your date last night
Jon: I baby yacked all over his face.
Me: Did you give her baby wipes?
Jon: Nah, I told that trick to take a shower
Me: You savage.
1. A bitch ass republican who wants to suck Donald Trumps Dick. Trump wont let him because he's too much of a bitch. He also has a lisp and is a disgrace to all the LGBT community.
2. A Dick weasel
3. A closet homophobe with a female name.
A douchebag: Trump won the election there was mass vote fraud
Me: Thanks Lindsey Graham
Bystander: That douchebag is a total Lindsey Graham.
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