V for Vendetta

A graphic novel, written by Alan Moore (yay) and illustrated by David Lloyd. SOOOOO much better than the movie.

--Dude, have you seen V for Vendetta yet?
--No, I read the graphic novel.
--Like a comic book?? Ur a geek!
--Thank you, and you're a poser.

fall out boy

The downfall of music as we know it.

OMG like Fall Out Boy Totally ROX!!!

dead kennedys

Most amazing hardcore punk band ever conceived.

I am going to raise my children on Dead Kennedys and Kraft Easy Mac.

hot rod

Any car built and somewhat customized from the period before the muscle car era (mainly during the 1920s-40s)

My '48 Fleetline hot rod can absolutely buttfuck any gay-ass tuner on the road today.

Gears of War

The only game on the market that lets you curbstomp people.

-Loserkid: Gears of War is so GAY!
-Cool Kid: You can curbstomp people.
-Loserkid: ...Gears of War is so AWESOME!!