Trumping

Making whatever your doing great again.

Chris is really trumping that girls vagina

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Clown Tickler

Primitive weapon constructed with a baseball bat as a base and large metal spikes protruding from all angles. Often referred to as a one hitter quitter.

person 1: check out this guy who got arrested for chasing his wife with a clown tickler.

Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.

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Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

Feed the Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or wife....and she swallows

I had to stop by Sarah’s on the way home to “feed the baby”

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Feed The Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or ideally wife, and she swallows.

I had to stop by sarah’s on the way home from the bar to “feed the baby.”