snap a brown eye

literally: to defecate

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

25👍 50👎

toronto streetdog

When you get shit all over your dick from anal sex

Damn woman, after fucking you up the ass, my dick looks like a toronto streetdog

10👍 30👎

Yea, whateva

What you say when the man is razzin' you.

"hey aren't you that du-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"aww!"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey punk"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey i thought i told yo-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

10👍 2👎

two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

19👍 19👎

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

11👍 5👎

Meatloaf

A hairy piece of crap made from the inner reaches of a man/woman's bowels that has been removed by using the hands in a sweeping motion.

Ryan Gorham meatloafed a fatty from his sister.

6👍 19👎

guttocks

thats your ass in the front .. aka your belly

"Dude was wearing a tight ass shirt showing off his guttocks."

3👍 1👎