When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.
"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"
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Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.
"I'm going to play my pink oboe"
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black and hardxcore. pretty flippin 5w337
the other day i saw this weird royale guy. but he was hawt so it's all good.
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a white boy living in the burbs of philly who always wears beanies and thinks he is black
K-web is such a nukka jung.
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To believe that a certain fact is true, only to discover later that the opposite is the case.
I was viewing the live Fantasy Football scoring on CBS sportsline last night and I was winning, then the next day I looked at the scoring again to discover I had been Orced and lost the game, Damnit Mogle!
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