one eyed pirate

The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.

Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!

wangitude

An undisciplined wang. Shows no respect for anyone nearby.

The bitch could not contain the wangitude and so it spit in her face.

saddle dust

A drug made by taking ketamine(a liquid horse tranquilizer) and putting it into a low heat oven to solidify it

Jake: “aye man, Steve has some of that Neigh Neigh saddle dust you want some”

Kyle: “nah man, the last time I had that it I felt like I had cerebral palsy”