one eyed pirate

The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.

Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!

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saddle dust

A drug made by taking ketamine(a liquid horse tranquilizer) and putting it into a low heat oven to solidify it

Jake: “aye man, Steve has some of that Neigh Neigh saddle dust you want some”

Kyle: “nah man, the last time I had that it I felt like I had cerebral palsy”

wangitude

An undisciplined wang. Shows no respect for anyone nearby.

The bitch could not contain the wangitude and so it spit in her face.

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