Moke

Moke; (mōk); verb

the act (and art) of sitting around doing nothing.

"since we were on the clock we decided to moke around and soak up some hours."

also used as a noun: moker

Kurt: "those city workers have been mokin' on this street for two months."

Ryan: "what a bunch of mokers."

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Nuthog

(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.

Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!

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Doider

Doider, (dōy-dur), noun

stemmed the Latin words: "Doidimus Maximus," meaning: big doider.

a protruding stomach or beer belly, typically hanging over the beltline. Doiders are most noticable when fully exposed on a shirtless male.

Doiders aren't always necessarily large and protruding, but only when the word is used as a moniker for ones stomach in the context of self. (i.e. "I'm gonna hit up the Bell and fire a 10-pack of soft-shells into my doider")

in a case where a small stomach is referred to as a doider, the proper label would actually be doi.

A large doider shocks John and Brian:

John: "wow, look at the size of that doider!"
Brian: "that doider is epic!"

Darryl is disgusted by a doider/front-butt combo:

Darryl: "the lady's back-breaking doider rolled over her belt, resting on top of her bulging front-butt.

Doider can also be used as an adjective:

Kevin: "those pizza rolls were doiderific, I hoovered them shits into my doider."

and as a verb:

Ryan: "did you see that fight between Mark and Tim?"

James: "Tim doidered Mark into the thistles."

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On the clock

"On the clock" refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid.

Ryan: "dammit, we've hit every single red light on the way!"

Kevin: "don't worry about it chief, we're on the clock!"

Ryan: "nuff said."

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Doi

Doi; (dōy); n

a small version of a doider. A reference to the abdomen or stomach, regardless of size up to a certain point where the doi then becomes a doider.

Also an adequate alternative for: dude, guy, grub

"those lawn doi's cut grass pro nuff."

"she's cute, but she's got a bit of a doi on her."

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Smoke and Roll

(smōk ãnd rōl), v

A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.

Step one: smoke.

Step two: get the fuck out of there.

Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.

Kevin: "this bowl is beat."

Ryan: "Smoke and Roll!"

(Kevin and Ryan drive away)

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Shade Spot

(shād spõt); n

1. A well shaded location suitable for chillin' or smokin'.

2. A location which is potentially shady

Definition 1:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."

Darryl: "let's hit up shade spot, then we'll smoke and roll.

Definition 2:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."

Darryl: "we gotta find another smoke spot, this is kind of a shade spot."

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