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Jacking off onto pancakes and then eating it
"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"
"I did a little flap jacking"
"deeeeeelicious"
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When 2 gay men rub their penises together
Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"
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When you bite a mans testicles.
"Owwww! Don't Shark Sack me!"
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"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"
"I was mutton busting"
"niiiiiiiiice"
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