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When you fuck a girl in the ear, while you sufficate due to a banana being shoved down your throat, all have to be done in the trunk of a car.
Many different kinds of fruits can be used.
My friend Sophia and i went out to makeout point, where we closed the trunk and i jammed my penis into her ear, and then she took the banana, and we made a dirty Søren.
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David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.
If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
I met a David, and he was amazing!
Pepsi is the drink of hell, and it will make your body melt if consumed on a daily basis. The sweetness is just hiding the real hell that Pepsi is.
I want a pepsi, because i wanna die!
A Nofi is a psenonym to hell, its a place where no one enters and no one leaves, only Hitler have a free pass through Nofi. Its so fucking dark you cant even light a candle, and if you do you instantly get raped by a 1000 bulls, If you knock on the gate of Nofi a demon will penetrate your ass with his 4 horns, and you will fall into Nofi 2, which is worse than auswitch.
I got into Nofi, and i did not enjoy it. I will not recommend going there, its just awful. I would rather get fucked by my uncle.
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A word used the most in east asia, it's the main word used when you wanna describe someones sexuality as gay. If your brother is walking with his hands flapping like a bird, YOU GOT A GAY, if your brother or male classmate fucks another boy in the bathroom, YOU GOT A GAY!!!
My 2 male siblings fucked each others in the tub, they are killamarilla.