When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.
Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.
Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?
This is the art of putting matchmakers down the eye of your penis and having your partner suck them back out.
I'm going to give Adam a dirty lawrence tonight, we can't wait.
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