jizznasium

Masturbation booths inside of dirty strip clubs.

That dirty stripper got me so hot I had to rub one out in the jizznasium.

9👍 5👎

Seasaw

When fucking a girl that is so fat, you cant kiss her and bang her at the same time. Therefore you act as a seasaw, creating a back and fourth motion between kissing and fucking.

That girl I took home from the bar was so fat, I had to seasaw her.

17👍 7👎