Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

Reverse waffle stomp

Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer

I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer

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