Neil

A person that enjoys snitching on his neighbours for no personal gain or vandetta.

He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.