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Glue Down The Dragon

The act of applying a large prosthetic penis over your less than large real penis to enhance her (or his) (or their) pleasure.

"Hey baby, can you glue down the dragon tonight?"

by DirtyQuoteOfTheDay September 7, 2020


Rat Sniffer

A person who refuses to wear a mask correctly by only covering the mouth and not the nose, or take effective precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.

( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )

I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had to leave. Too many Rat Sniffers.

by DirtyQuoteOfTheDay September 7, 2020