gloopy bear

Fat piece of fucking garbage who is a lazy gloopy slob and doesn't do anything around apart from eating.

I know a fat guy named Dylan, he's a gloopy bear.

Frogie

Dylans enormously big and weirdly shaped fucking fat booty

Yo bro, my gloopie bear let me tap his frogie.

turderky

Busting and shiddddimg over a Somalian turkey and cheese topped with mayo and feeding it to your diabetic children

My homie Jacob likes turderkys