dirty handle

When you're fucking someone in the ass, then pull out and let them jerk off your shitty penis.

"Mary gave me a dirty handle this morning. I regretted the high-five I gave her when she was done."

Eeby Deeby

Originally sourced from a memed photo of a malfunctioning elevator displaying “eeby deeby” instead of a floor number, eeby deeby has been adopted to be a phrase akin to “hakuna matata,” loosely meaning “no worries,” “oh well,” “whatever,” etc.

“Girl, I heard Jackson broke up with you. Are you alright?”

“Eh. Eeby deeby.”

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