A Man Concieved By Two Gods who is invincible to all things mortal and who has sex with more woman that earth can Produce
CHuck norris is God and cannot be defeated
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Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce
These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!
The Act of farting in a bag or balloon and telling a girl it is a present only to have her open it and the fart go in her face
Jamie threw up when John gave her a British Bagpipe
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