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Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020


Big Brother

My whole summer

Shit I’m so excited for Big Brother premiering on Tuesday ayyyy

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx June 23, 2019


Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024


Frenchie

A synonym for the word fuck

Happy mother frenchie frenchie eviction day

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2021


Astriods

When you have a ghost do astroids for you on among us, to make it took like you did it.

How did you do astriods if you were the imposter?

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 28, 2021


butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022


Ziggurat

A rat that zig-zags

We learned about ziggurats in history today

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx May 30, 2019

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