kentucky

Finest kind of cousin-fuckin country.

15,000,000 people, 6 last names.

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kentucky

They call it a commonwealth because it is not actually a State. And I say let's tighten up immigration laws to keep the Kentucks out. Put up a big fence and throw pig meat over the it so they don't starve to death. Stupid Fucks.

Take a 20 ounce ballpeen hammer and pound your balls flat. That is what living in Kentucky feels like.

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Owensboro

Question: Why does this town have more homosexuals than any other town in America?

Answer: because Ryan the Bush supporter lives there and all the fellows know he is an easy bottom.

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Louisville

This town is bootcamp for homosexuality.
If you aren't a fudge packer when you arrive you will be soon.

Ryan is a closet case and is an easy bottom.

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Beat Farmers

The bestest band EVER.
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!

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