boil

an excuse used by a male to not visit his family over the holidays due to a large one in a sensitive, unable to be checked area.

"I, TC XYZ went bike riding and now have a large anal boil. Sorry, I can no longer visit for I cannot sit in the car for long periods of time. I would try, but it is too deeply embedded- its the size of my small fingernail."

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