Jazz the CIA agent

‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ is a person who you just aught to know. Jazz knows everything about you, she abused her CIA privileges constantly. Sometimes she hacks into your camera and makes fun of your double chin, and sells pictures of your feet to old men (for a good price too, you should just do it yourself).
But I guess she’s kinda cool.

Her weakness is Jason Momoa, then again who’s weakness isn’t Jason Momoa.

Ehhh bud, you’re getting a little creepy hahaha don’t act like that ‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ chick.

Oh hey!! It’s Jazz the CIA Agent.

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Esthie Polyestie

Some may know her as Esther, however once their true identity is revealed- they are a definite Esthie Polyestie.

What makes someone an Esthie Polyestie?

Well, firstly they have to be made of Polyester. Whether that be saturated or unsaturated, a T-shirt or even a raincoat.

Esthie Polyesties also go by the name Esther Polyesters or E.P for short.

Yeah she’s an Esthie polyestie, don’t worry about it.

Vorelicious

When you love something so much you could swallow it whole.

You look so vorelicious in that dress, baby!!

Ziggamortis

Ziggamortis

‘Ziggamortis’ is a very unusual guy. He’s kinda a ziggi however a few of his ‘quirks’ are a little more than just a ziggi. He constantly jokes around, obtains too much world war knowledge, somehow isn’t expelled, is a suspected communist or Russian spy and may or may not have sent a picture of a note that said ‘kill yourself’ on the school email site (and suffered the consequences).

Hey, is that a Ziggamortis?