Kyle

Kyle likes waffles and he's best described as a twat. He's the kind person who when asked to be there for you during a death in the family.. you can count on him to find a way to make you look like you did something terrible, so he doesn't have to be there while you deal with death in the family by yourself .. he'll make you look like you were wrong for suggesting him to be there for you. And its your fault.

yeah I went to see my Dad at the hospice, and stayed holding his hand and when I needed a friend, that friend was being a Kyle.