Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.

Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.

piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.

Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

Fuck you

You hate someone, so much. Fuck them.

Bob:yo tim is kyle here?

Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!

Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market

Tim:What?

Bob:What?

Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..

Tim: Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle: Fuck you bitch.

Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.

Kyle:Thanks B.

Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*

Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.

(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)

A dig2china reference

When someone mentions digging, or talk about the hit game dig2china.

Tim:yo bro, you ever feel like you just want to dig to china from here?

James:‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DIG2CHINA REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 DIG2CHINA IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BULLY IS SO BADDD 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO THE ASTHENOSPHERE AND WATCH ME MAKE MONEY 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY AM I CRASHING INTO FOSSILS?🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOU PLAY DIG2CHINA? NAME EVERY ITEM 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any oil!❓ Where! ❓ An ere!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any oil!❓ Where? Where! Any oil!❓ Any oil!❓ ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❓❓❓❓❓WHWRE THE FUCKING OIL! Where!Any oil!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I THINK I WAS IN THE CORE!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀I was now in China ahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 dig2hcina cig2chian dig2china dig2chian dig2chian dig2chains ddig2chiansm ddiwgshsgwhwjsjjqjssjwjsjsiqnwxjs

Tim:What?

Or, alternativley

John:yo bro you wanna dig to china?

Bob:is that a dig2china reference?

John:No?

Bob:Oh, it reminded me of the hit 2015 successful game also known as 'Dig2china'

John:Are you high again?

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ligma balls

Often used as a way to trick a dumbass into asking whos ligma.

Google the other definition, this is the meme version.

Jim:its so sad that warren buffet died of ligma

Tom:who the fuck is warren buffet?

Jim:Ligma balls.

OR

Bob:oh wait, im getting a call from ligma.

Tim:who is ligma?

Bob:Lig-lig- ligma balls!!!

pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis

ˌnju mə(ʊ)nəʊˌʌltrəˌmʌɪkrə(ʊ)ˈskɒpɪkˌsɪlɪkəʊvɒlˌkeɪnəʊˌkəʊnɪˈəʊsɪs

an invented long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust.

Doctor: Sir, have you inhaled any ash or sand dust?

Patient:Yes.

Doctor:Well i'm afraid you might have pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis.

Patient:what