piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.

Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!

Fuck you

You hate someone, so much. Fuck them.

Bob:yo tim is kyle here?

Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!

Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market

Tim:What?

Bob:What?

Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..

Tim: Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle: Fuck you bitch.

Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.

Kyle:Thanks B.

Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*

Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.

(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)

Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.

Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.

pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis

ˌnju mə(ʊ)nəʊˌʌltrəˌmʌɪkrə(ʊ)ˈskɒpɪkˌsɪlɪkəʊvɒlˌkeɪnəʊˌkəʊnɪˈəʊsɪs

an invented long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust.

Doctor: Sir, have you inhaled any ash or sand dust?

Patient:Yes.

Doctor:Well i'm afraid you might have pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis.

Patient:what

A dig2china reference

When someone mentions digging, or talk about the hit game dig2china.

Tim:yo bro, you ever feel like you just want to dig to china from here?

James:‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DIG2CHINA REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 DIG2CHINA IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BULLY IS SO BADDD 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO THE ASTHENOSPHERE AND WATCH ME MAKE MONEY 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY AM I CRASHING INTO FOSSILS?🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOU PLAY DIG2CHINA? NAME EVERY ITEM 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any oil!❓ Where! ❓ An ere!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any oil!❓ Where? Where! Any oil!❓ Any oil!❓ ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❓❓❓❓❓WHWRE THE FUCKING OIL! Where!Any oil!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I THINK I WAS IN THE CORE!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀I was now in China ahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 dig2hcina cig2chian dig2china dig2chian dig2chian dig2chains ddig2chiansm ddiwgshsgwhwjsjjqjssjwjsjsiqnwxjs

Tim:What?

Or, alternativley

John:yo bro you wanna dig to china?

Bob:is that a dig2china reference?

John:No?

Bob:Oh, it reminded me of the hit 2015 successful game also known as 'Dig2china'

John:Are you high again?

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epic

Often used as a different way of saying cool or awesome, very 2000s slang indeed.

Bart:yo jim check out my lightsaber collection i put on auction in ebay!

Jim:thats so epic! You still got any leftover?

Bart:yeah, i have anakins and obi wans left.

Jim:lemme get anakins.

ligma balls

Often used as a way to trick a dumbass into asking whos ligma.

Google the other definition, this is the meme version.

Jim:its so sad that warren buffet died of ligma

Tom:who the fuck is warren buffet?

Jim:Ligma balls.

OR

Bob:oh wait, im getting a call from ligma.

Tim:who is ligma?

Bob:Lig-lig- ligma balls!!!