Fujoshi

A woman that simply cannot see two guys without shipping them.

*Two homies being normal and hanging out*
Friend 1: They look hot
Fujoshi: I ship it.

Dog

A soft and fluffy creature that we use to end our struggles and is not edible AND WE DO NOT EAT IT... NATHAN.

"Nathan, STOP FUCKING DROOLING OVER MY DOG."

Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"